My son (little John in Sherlock kids pictures) asked me what I was making in the kitchen. (He could hear popping noises) and I said, 'What do you think it is? And he said 'Popcorn yay!'

But when I said, 'That was a good deduction Sherlock,' He replied, 'Don't call me that. I'm John.'

I said 'Oh yes, and who is Sherlock? He pointed to his sister. And I asked, 'Who am I?'

And he said, "Mycroft!' which made me smile.

'Who is Daddy?

He gave his dad a sideways look and then whispered 'Moriaaarty.'

Dad of course is all chuffed. Pfft, Napoleon of Crime indeed.
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