Gacktdammit

This is a new word, I am not angry at my darling boy, but unhappy that he's worn himself out (AGAIN) and needs an IV drip. But he's okay, even though he now has the sharp cheekbones of Benedict Cumberbatch, which is a Bit Not Good.

An idle thought, Mark Gatiss (co-creator SHERLOCK) has said that even if Sherlock was homosexual (he's written of in the show as somewhat asexual, he's just too busy to bother with relationships if not sex) that John Watson would not be his 'type'.

So I thought who would Sherlock's type be? Well, GACKT naturally. Have you EVER seen such lush lips on a man? No, you haven't. Though despite his man-loving stage antics, Gackt is painfully straight. Poor Sherlock. (and I had a fic with Sherlock and Gackt (gen) at one point, even did art for it, another on the never finished pile)

Okay, enough nonsense for today. GET BETTER GACCHAN.

SHERLOCK/Blazing Saddles crack

Crossover Blazing Saddles and SHERLOCK.
*just watching the incomparable Madeleine Kahn singing 'I'm so tired' which could be Sherlock "I'm so BORED."

I'm So Bored by Karadin
(original lyrics by Mel Brooks)

Here I lie, the Master of Deduction
The World's Only Consulting Detective
I have this power
Morning noon and night it's deducing and running
Anderson I'm insulting
And then a shower

Scotland Yarders always surround me
They always hound me
lest they be disgraced
Only I can repair their slothful habits
To save me from a straightjacket
I need a case

I'm BORED
Sick and tired and BORED
I've had my fill of ennui
Before my brain goes absentee
Wanting to be admired
Tired of problems uninspired
Let's face it
I'm BORED

I've had thousands of requests
From imbeciles at best
They promise the moon
Cases always coming and going
Like experiments moulding
And always too soon

I'm BORED
I want to play the game
Ain't it a bleeding shame
I'm so BORED
God dammit where's John's gun?

He's BORED (He's BORED)
Sick and tired and BORED (Give Sherlock a case)
I've had my fill of ennui (He wants a guarantee)
Before my brain goes absentee (Won't that upset Mummy)
BORED (He's BORED)
Wanting to be admired (Before he becomes impaired)
Tired of cases uninspired (Can you imagine him retired)
He's BORED (Don't you think he needs a reward)

I've had thousands of requests
From imbeciles at best
They sing the same tune
They start with plots like Moriarty
Then jump on your belly
To spear you with a harpoon

Wanting to play the game
Ain't it a bleeding shame
I'm so...
Save me before everything above the neck is kapput!