SHERLOCK/Blazing Saddles crack

[karadinart]

Crossover Blazing Saddles and SHERLOCK.
*just watching the incomparable Madeleine Kahn singing 'I'm so tired' which could be Sherlock "I'm so BORED."

I'm So Bored by Karadin
(original lyrics by Mel Brooks)

Here I lie, the Master of Deduction
The World's Only Consulting Detective
I have this power
Morning noon and night it's deducing and running
Anderson I'm insulting
And then a shower

Scotland Yarders always surround me
They always hound me
lest they be disgraced
Only I can repair their slothful habits
To save me from a straightjacket
I need a case

I'm BORED
Sick and tired and BORED
I've had my fill of ennui
Before my brain goes absentee
Wanting to be admired
Tired of problems uninspired
Let's face it
I'm BORED

I've had thousands of requests
From imbeciles at best
They promise the moon
Cases always coming and going
Like experiments moulding
And always too soon

I'm BORED
I want to play the game
Ain't it a bleeding shame
I'm so BORED
God dammit where's John's gun?

He's BORED (He's BORED)
Sick and tired and BORED (Give Sherlock a case)
I've had my fill of ennui (He wants a guarantee)
Before my brain goes absentee (Won't that upset Mummy)
BORED (He's BORED)
Wanting to be admired (Before he becomes impaired)
Tired of cases uninspired (Can you imagine him retired)
He's BORED (Don't you think he needs a reward)

I've had thousands of requests
From imbeciles at best
They sing the same tune
They start with plots like Moriarty
Then jump on your belly
To spear you with a harpoon

Wanting to play the game
Ain't it a bleeding shame
I'm so...
Save me before everything above the neck is kapput!

Comments

[lady-sallie.livejournal.com]

Oh my....

Could you be more brilliant! *LMAO*

I LOVE Madeleine Kahn and I can just see this all in my head.
Too good!!

[karadin.livejournal.com]

I can't help it, I crossover everything I see with Sherlock. ;P

[antesqueluz.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Love this!