Abandon Hope All Who Enter Here

[karadinart]

Quotes from bad erotic novels:

http://badromancenovels.tumblr.com/

Comments

[suddenlyflying.livejournal.com]

My favourites:

Christian’s manroot jumped against her thigh and she imagined it a velvet-tipped iron spear.

“And you, Wife, do you not long to feel the thick and lengthy peg throbbing within you?”

For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss—a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.

Cupping her, he dipped his finger into her private well. “Temperature good.” He smiled.

And to prove it, she licked the underside of his penis, gratified when his growing erection jumped toward her mouth like a pleasure-seeking missile.

Oh man, I could just go on. XDDD

[stellareclipses.livejournal.com]

Oh god. Is this stuff for real? XD Seconding the above faves, and this one:

"...her lips and teeth closed savagely around him..."

Ouch. *_*

*still snickering at the gerbil one*

[glitterburn.livejournal.com]

And the sad thing is, the majority of those are good in comparison with what I've read from the slush pile D:

[aidannwn.livejournal.com]

an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.

Like Zorro He does designs. Next it will be Wolverine.

[amarissia.livejournal.com]

...these are almost unbelievable.

[kayay.livejournal.com]

So deliciously bad!

[unwritten-icons.livejournal.com]

Oh god, why did I click that, why.

Also tumescent, really? Must send this link to friends.

[lady-sallie.livejournal.com]

I can't read these now, I'll wake up the rest of the house from laughing too loud! *LOL*