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Date: 2011-04-19 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suddenlyflying.livejournal.com
My favourites:

Christian’s manroot jumped against her thigh and she imagined it a velvet-tipped iron spear.

“And you, Wife, do you not long to feel the thick and lengthy peg throbbing within you?”

For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss—a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.

Cupping her, he dipped his finger into her private well. “Temperature good.” He smiled.

And to prove it, she licked the underside of his penis, gratified when his growing erection jumped toward her mouth like a pleasure-seeking missile.

Oh man, I could just go on. XDDD

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Date: 2011-04-19 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karadin.livejournal.com
The gerbil one has us weeping.

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Date: 2011-04-19 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suddenlyflying.livejournal.com
This one feels like it should be a Sherlock prompt.

Sebastian’s erect member was so big I mistook it for some sort of monument in the centre of a town. I almost started directing traffic around it.

And this one had me laughing so hard.

He was stroking her body over her silky dress and when his fingers got down to where her dress ended, just below her thighs, he reached up between her legs and plunged two fingers into her vulva, and began to probe her vaginal canal, as if he was searching for lost car keys.

Sexy!

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Date: 2011-04-19 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karadin.livejournal.com
Yes, so next time I'm looking for my keys, when I find them I will ask 'was it good for you?'

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Date: 2011-04-19 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stellareclipses.livejournal.com
Oh god. Is this stuff for real? XD Seconding the above faves, and this one:

"...her lips and teeth closed savagely around him..."

Ouch. *_*

*still snickering at the gerbil one*

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Date: 2011-04-19 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
And the sad thing is, the majority of those are good in comparison with what I've read from the slush pile D:

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Date: 2011-04-19 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karadin.livejournal.com
I don't think you could be paid enough!

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Date: 2011-04-19 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aidannwn.livejournal.com
an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.

Like Zorro He does designs. Next it will be Wolverine.

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Date: 2011-04-19 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karadin.livejournal.com
hee hee hee

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Date: 2011-04-19 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amarissia.livejournal.com
...these are almost unbelievable.

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Date: 2011-04-19 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karadin.livejournal.com
Yup.

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Date: 2011-04-19 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kayay.livejournal.com
So deliciously bad!

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Date: 2011-04-20 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unwritten-icons.livejournal.com
Oh god, why did I click that, why.

Also tumescent, really? Must send this link to friends.

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Date: 2011-04-21 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-sallie.livejournal.com
I can't read these now, I'll wake up the rest of the house from laughing too loud! *LOL*

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Date: 2011-04-21 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karadin.livejournal.com
Hee hee.

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